Take a lush bath. God damn luxurious and shit.
Pet my mother fuckin dog because she misses me and I love her.
Sleep in my comfortable assed queen bed like the majestic bitch I am.
An rest after this awful fucking day.
fuck me, man.
Life is too short to care about whether or not you offend someone because they’re either going to get over it or they’ll get out of your fucking face and that’s why I’m an ass hole.