filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

(via tyleroakley)

Typical.

Typical.

musiqueinmymind:

genderphobia:

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

same

IDOL

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via intensional)

What I’m Bout to fuckin do

Take a lush bath. God damn luxurious and shit.
Pet my mother fuckin dog because she misses me and I love her.
Sleep in my comfortable assed queen bed like the majestic bitch I am.
An rest after this awful fucking day.
fuck me, man.

jessydoesnteatbabies:

Life is too short to care about whether or not you offend someone because they’re either going to get over it or they’ll get out of your fucking face and that’s why I’m an ass hole.

jeffreyswest:

booksbeforebedtime:

library-heaven:

skottieyoung:

My Harry Potter studies over the years. 

these are incredible

Scholastic needs to release new, illustrated editions with THESE.

I wish.

(via treetart)

(via lachydoo)

I’m still learning to love the parts of me that no one claps for.

(Source: ijulian89, via lachydoo)

(Source: im-stupid-bird, via lachydoo)

(Source: langste, via p-etaluna)

The calzones… betrayed me? Never again, guys. As God as my witness, they are dead to me.

(Source: sassyhendrix, via treetart)

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

(Source: cute-overload, via intensional)

You’ll never hate me as much as I hate me.

You’ll never hate me as much as I hate me.