striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

(via joshpeck)

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via perks-of-being-chinese)

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via hate)

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree, via gnarly)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Well. Someone is a little upset she can’t lay on my new mattress.

Well. Someone is a little upset she can’t lay on my new mattress.

Every night I say goodnight to my dog and she licks my face and lays down next to my bed and she stays there all night long and if you don’t think that’s love and you don’t think dogs have human attachment you’re out of your mind.

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dogslug:

furrylittlepeach:

Adding final details to this handsome fella.. (Instagram)

IT’S A BEAR omg it took me a second but when i saw it was a bear it blew my mind THIS IS GORGEOUS

dogslug:

furrylittlepeach:

Adding final details to this handsome fella.. (Instagram)

IT’S A BEAR omg it took me a second but when i saw it was a bear it blew my mind THIS IS GORGEOUS

(via sliceofbri)

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

(Source: meladoodle, via confirmance)