The sky is so amazing tonight. #sky #skyporn #sunset #beautiful #polution #dang #pretty #trees

The sky is so amazing tonight. #sky #skyporn #sunset #beautiful #polution #dang #pretty #trees

Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you;; tomorrow I’ll miss you;; remember to always be true💖💋💖 #girl #bbw #selfie #whitegirl #typical #jfc #stahp

Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you;; tomorrow I’ll miss you;; remember to always be true💖💋💖 #girl #bbw #selfie #whitegirl #typical #jfc #stahp

You know when a crush starts developing and you just get butterflies and that stupid grin on your face all the time well I hate that and I need mines to quit now

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

(via anemasael)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via bootyin221b)

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(via hi)

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

(via acidburn42)

I looked good on Wednesday. #suckit #confident #bbw #pretty #happy #healthy #ish #gettingthere #goals #gettinghealthy #gettinskinny #notreally

I looked good on Wednesday. #suckit #confident #bbw #pretty #happy #healthy #ish #gettingthere #goals #gettinghealthy #gettinskinny #notreally

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

(Source: captainmarvels, via bootyin221b)

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux, via hi)

I’m reclaiming my life and it’s beautiful. I have my own house. It’s not an apartment, it’s a house. It’s a house. I have a front back and side yard. And it’s all mine. I don’t have to depend on someone else to pay my bills. I don’t have to lie about who lives with me to keep my rent low to be able to pay my bills. I might have had help from someone last year, but I got here on my own. I’m here holding myself up and I don’t need anyone else. I’m getting back to myself and I am so happy. This is my life and no one can take it from me. I don’t care who knows it.

Life is too short to care about whether or not you offend someone because they’re either going to get over it or they’ll get out of your fucking face and that’s why I’m an ass hole.